Which One is Me?!

I just Google-imaged myself, and wow! There sure are a lot of pictures that come up.  Very, very, very, very few of which are of me.  I can only imagine the sort of mental image you would get of me, dear gentle readers, if you did the same.

Strictly for the sake of vanity, I will clear up the matter.  Below are some of the other pictures, along with one of the real me.

 

 

 

 

 

The shark isn’t me — though some may feel that picture captures my essentially-cantankerous nature.

The crying baby isn’t me, either.  Some might disagree with that, but I swear it isn’t so.

Nor is the pit bull me.  (I know some women get called “dogs,” but REALLY.)

Neither of the donkeys are me.  But what a cool picture!

Colonel Flagg isn’t me, either.  I’m not that butch.

THIS is me.  No, I am not that young anymore.  It was my school picture from either sixth or seventh grade.  One of my cousins posted it on Facebook as a trip down memory lane.

I’d like to say I haven’t changed much, but I must admit I do look somewhat older.

But I like the screaming-loud Seventies shirt.  I might even still fit into it, if I could find it. 

I guess that clears up any confusion.  When you read my posts here, just think of that shirt.  It captures the essence of me pretty well.

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About heine911

I'm an Episcopalian, Classical Liberal Ladies' Woman, helping to save Western civilization, searching for the perfect wife and enjoying every minute of it all.
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