Monthly Archives: October 2011

Why Animals are Nudists

I think I’ve finally figured out why animals are dedicated lifelong nudists.  It’s all because of Halloween. Every year, I get half a dozen emails full of cutesy-pie pictures of pets dressed up for Trick or Treat.  They always look … Continue reading

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Congrats to the Big Red Birds!

Well, nobody can say Madame Karnak doesn’t go out graciously.  My Diamondbacks didn’t turn out to be the Team of Destiny this season.  The St. Louis Cardinals did.  And I congratule them and their fans on a fantastic feat.  It … Continue reading

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Kingdom of the Feral Children

Some people seem to be taking exception to my commends about the “Occupy Wall Street” protest movement.  In their own protestations, emotion and reason seem all jumbled together. Which is precisely the problem with Occupy Wall Street. I’m not saying … Continue reading

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“Duh…We Want Equality!!!”

Many of my Leftist friends are in raptures over the “Occupy Wall Street” movement.  They tell me it’s the grand fulfillment of the return to democracy begun by the Tea Party. I ask them exactly what it is that the … Continue reading

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Madame Karnak Calls it Quits!

Okay, dear and gentle readers.  I now solemnly PROMISE I will make no further sports predictions.  I know, I know…my Diamondbacks were eliminated in Game 5 of the series against Milwaukee.  I am well aware that this was not the … Continue reading

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